I am vengeance, I am the night, I am Batman. I'm just a man who needed someone and somewhere to hide, to keep me alive. I coulda been somebody, I coulda been a contender, instead of a bum, which is what I am. I am the eggman. They are the eggmen. I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. I think therefore I am. I'm a loser, and I'm not what I appear to be. Yes, I have tricks up my sleeve, but I am the opposite of a stage magician. I am Sam. Sam I am.